knw vjti....how to make exam results?

.......hush... ffffinaaalyy....results are out at vjti...
nw u mite say...whats new in results bein out....
let me remind u results at vjti....are more head-ache than watchin 10 aditya pancholi films back to back...bcos....its not that they are just declared n ppl see it..
its BIG PROCESS..WHICH NEEDS TO GO THROUGH PROPER CHANNEL...
the basic aim of the collg is
"MAKE STUDENT SUFFER IN EVERY GODDAMN THING ..TO MAKE THEM BETTER HUMAN BEINGS LATER".
forget the sufferin due to results...even the way we get it...can be a cheap bollywood potbolier...

if u dunno.....here are some of stunnin (ahem..) facts...

1) total mismanagement.....thers no or littl co-ordination between various depts. n of-course our lovely exam dept. staff...n dates of results r put up way in advance even b4 exams begin....never does one of them even contemplate whether their rusted ,snail slow,"tomorrow is a good day 2 start" kinda government mind-sets wud be able to do a ferrari...

2)opaquely transparent..at vjti..results n incorrigible errrors i.e guffaws(in our lingo..ZHOL)...dnt just go hand in ...but are married to each other..often the results are flawed n not pertainin to the parameters set by institute itself....even on payin hefty 500 bucks for reval...students are not allowed 2 see their papers ..
.(xtra info: mumbai univ...provides xerox copy of ur answer sheet for same amount...imagine findin ur rite ppr..frm over lacs of pprs....n at vjti..they find it DIFFICULT 2 do same frm 100 papers...)

3)malicious software.....for calculation of results under a GPA system is a complex process....which if to be perfectly observed cant be done without a software....n the exam authorities CLAIM to have the same...
.but unnamed sources claim the non-existence of ne such thing...n award of grades being done by some "kindergarten" method...huh...whats more..wen u go to have ur results u can see the staff calculatin ur gpa usin simple ORPAT calculators..
(xtra info: these are used by shopkeeepers at cash counter....)

exams....blitz krieg at vjti...

as an ideal mumbai engineering student.....i believe (not only believe but also follow ardently)
in the universal engineerin credo of "studying in eleventh hour to save you skin" policy....so when exams approached suddenly....
yeah....exams do appear suddenly like some spooky ghost in some equally spooky hitchcock movie.....n when they come...u always knw its unfailingly gonna hit u hard....its funny feeling of prediction...comes only after experience of first year...
But silver lining at VJTI is....unlike university engineering exams ( which last almost a month...its said that its like a month long festival...when sometimes u have enuff holiday for a paper so much so...ppl prefer going 4 outing on weekend..cum back n resume wid exams)...exam affairs at VJTI is weekly matter.....
here are some of its characteristics:

1) the exam are announced way in advance like when the year starts...(.its like having nursery admissions for ur baby...when u can see the baby only in a sonograph.).but our new director...prefers to do just the same

2) the exams are generally immediately after sem lectures...i mean no PL...(huh...PL..ie preparatory leave is a luxury provided to pampered students of MU, which lasts almost a month and again last resort n opportunity to students to finally buy books n atleast read them)..so no PL 4 vjti ppl....hardly a week b4 exam starts...so no fuss bout having more time n wasting it..

3) the exams are back-to back...ie just a gap of 1 day for each paper...so just 1 day 2 study...so u dnt get bored....n b4 u feel the pain bout exams ..u r already plannin where 2 go wid ur frens after the xams..

n whats more...we have results within a week....huh....all in all a blitz-krieg....

trust me the profs (its considered derogatory 2 call them by that name) are always cursing our new dir..who makes them correct such papers within a week.....as compared to earlier...when a lore says " a vjti prof if lcuky can at the max in his full efficiency(?) correct 1 paper per day...,,phew it was joked that earlier sems results wud come just b4 next sems exams....so those doubtful of kt wud study without knwin results...hehe..

first blog...

hi....this is my first blog...n i m NOT pretty excited as an ideal blogger should be....but i m feeling really nasty n surreptuously bored that i had to take bloggin as my last resort to vent up my views...i know i m being a bit cynical ,...but i guess thats what blogs are for ....to write whatever one feelss...i hope i wud be true to my blogs....n if neone ever reads my blog(GOD SAVE HIM!!) wud not have epilyptic seizures....neways happy blogging to myself....