Kool quotient in gods country

hey...if nebodys wonderin in how to be kool in kerala in terms of attire...
here are some kool dressing tips for boys....
( a mallu gal confided these appealin tips to me on condtions of anonymity)


1) moustache + lungi == kool

2) moustache + beard + lungi+ heavy gold chain == super kool

3) moustache+ beard + lungi + heavy gold chain + harley davidson belt on lungi == ultra cool

4) moustache+ beard+ lungi+ heavy gold chain + harley davidson belt on lungi + riding sports bike == mallu superstar

Kerala trip n the couple undis....part 2

some more facts bout kerala::

5)kerala is spectacularly clean state......pls dont litter n spoil tourist places...
( Wen i accidently threw down a wrapper on the road....the taxiwallah said..."sir, this is not mumbai"...INSULTING BUT VERY TRUE..)
(ppl of mumbai may note....kerala has NO STRAY DOGS N NO HAWKERS CLOGGING ROADS.....ppl fed by both these menaces may consider shiftin to kerala)

6)water n coconuts everywhere....in every frame u can imagine...

7)NO BOLLYWOOD PLEASE: in kerala they have their own big film industry..i gues MALLUWOOD...churnin out more movies than bollywood......film stars MOHANLAL N MAMMOOTY are worshipped after LORD AYYAPPA..

8) if u are fat , have a moustache or beard....then u are perfect hero material in kerala....or atleast u can try ur luck in hoards on mallu channels springing up everyday

for girls more scope…if u r little bit fair…n sort of slim…n have good attitude ….then u are as rare as a DODO.. in kerala…wen u wake up next morn u are mallu superstar..

9) in almost every temple in kerala...men are required to go bare chested wearing only a lungi,,...n women are required to wear sarees...so dnt forget takin lungis n sarees with u on sight seeing everyday...

10) boats are a essential part of life n tourism in kerala....almost every alternate day...u wud be sitting in a boat...

Kerala trip n the couple undis....

hey,....me recently been to kerala n trust me ,
if those ktdc(duh...kerala tourism development corp.) ppl...aggresively advertise it as Gods' country....
they do it...bcos...it truly is....be there to believe it..!!

here are some of basic facts n tips for kerala..

1) kerala is a very beautifull place...pls dont make the blundr of carryin cheap cameras or depending on ur cam phones.....pls carry a proper digi cam....with zoom n all features

2) if u want a bit of reality....dnt book ur tour....just travel alone wid family there....(the advantage of doin this is of course going alone does make ur tour flexible n cost effective ..also..u get to experience the real life...the fun in not knwing the language thre...n still wanting to convey something...) me just booked the return tickets....n other everything of tour we decided there....of course...we followed the pattern of usual tours by popular travels....

3)if u wanna make ur life bit comfy in kerala.....catch hold of ur mallu friend....n learn basic phrases in mallu....language prob does haunt u in kerala except in cities like trivandrum, cochin..
....i dint learn ne..but i am a champ in dumb charades....n dat helped...

4) get used to south indian food....its the only food u get ther...i mean u may get north indian food n also paav bhaaji ...or even delhi chat....but TRUST ME ppl....i wud PREFER FASTING ...than eating that...
even the best hotels serve hopeless north indian food....so JAI IDLI!! JAI DOSA!!JAI SAMBHAR!! N JAI HO...LOTS N LOTS OF RICE!!

remainin facts in next post....
hey btw....u must be wonderin what "couple andis" are ..welll in mallu they mean...ground nuts...
....hrd it when i went to the beach...n trust me wen i hrd dat it sounded so funny,...the hawker thot i was retard...

apologies for no recent posts..

hey my apologies for temporarily discontinuing habit of bloggin.......the
reasons being -
1) as results wer out i was anxious ,n on getting surreptiously low grades ...(like i wasnt xpectin them...but fir bhi..) i was bit off mood to write it down shamelessly..

2) my kerala trip was planned way in advance....i spent most of the time durin my exams plannin for the trip n doing bookins n imaginin somebody massaging me in the spa(ahem ahem...).....rather what was obviously xpected....(no wonder results dint love me)

3)placements....after i returnd frm kerala.....not havin studied the entire vacs...i was bound to cut down on my comp usage..

4) the fight between gujjars n the meenas in rajasthan....well that cant exactly be a reason...but i wanted four reasonss...n cudnt think of nething better...

neways i m back...n wud like to fill the free space provided to me by blogspot.