knw vjti....how to make exam results?

.......hush... ffffinaaalyy....results are out at vjti...
nw u mite say...whats new in results bein out....
let me remind u results at vjti....are more head-ache than watchin 10 aditya pancholi films back to back...bcos....its not that they are just declared n ppl see it..
its BIG PROCESS..WHICH NEEDS TO GO THROUGH PROPER CHANNEL...
the basic aim of the collg is
"MAKE STUDENT SUFFER IN EVERY GODDAMN THING ..TO MAKE THEM BETTER HUMAN BEINGS LATER".
forget the sufferin due to results...even the way we get it...can be a cheap bollywood potbolier...

if u dunno.....here are some of stunnin (ahem..) facts...

1) total mismanagement.....thers no or littl co-ordination between various depts. n of-course our lovely exam dept. staff...n dates of results r put up way in advance even b4 exams begin....never does one of them even contemplate whether their rusted ,snail slow,"tomorrow is a good day 2 start" kinda government mind-sets wud be able to do a ferrari...

2)opaquely transparent..at vjti..results n incorrigible errrors i.e guffaws(in our lingo..ZHOL)...dnt just go hand in ...but are married to each other..often the results are flawed n not pertainin to the parameters set by institute itself....even on payin hefty 500 bucks for reval...students are not allowed 2 see their papers ..
.(xtra info: mumbai univ...provides xerox copy of ur answer sheet for same amount...imagine findin ur rite ppr..frm over lacs of pprs....n at vjti..they find it DIFFICULT 2 do same frm 100 papers...)

3)malicious software.....for calculation of results under a GPA system is a complex process....which if to be perfectly observed cant be done without a software....n the exam authorities CLAIM to have the same...
.but unnamed sources claim the non-existence of ne such thing...n award of grades being done by some "kindergarten" method...huh...whats more..wen u go to have ur results u can see the staff calculatin ur gpa usin simple ORPAT calculators..
(xtra info: these are used by shopkeeepers at cash counter....)